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zeldathemes

i mean yeah tfios comes back on june 6th but so dOES ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK AND THAT IS THE SHIT THAT I AM ALL ABOUT

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

snapchatting:

one day i will figure out how boys work. and when i do, i’ll be unstoppable 

generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

I WILL LEARN HOW TO PLAY STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN ON THE UKULELE IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO

  #also the heavenly riff is all plucking which is 900 times easier than strumming    #AND STRUMMING CAN SUCK MY DICK BASICALLY    #because no matter how well i know the chords    #my inability to strum will always make me sound like shit  
you're beautiful <3

Anonymous

Thank you!!!!

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friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC