*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*


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is that squidward

This is all I care about



sexist/homophobe/racist: “everybody has the right to their own opinion :) it’s a free country i can say whatever i want :)”



if chris evans is ruining your life and you know it clap your hands



I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

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Like how do you even get this big? I can't even imagine the massive amount of food you must have to eat to get to your size, it's sickening tbh.. Stop acting like stuffing yourself full of junk till you're 200 pounds overweight is something that should be congratulated and encouraged because honestly it's actually pretty fucking disgusting



I can straight up tell you that you thinking you have the right to make these kind of assumptions and assessments about me from solely looking at me or any other fat person is far more disgusting than what you have a problem with.

I am so over you fatphobic turds that ALWAYS try to make it out like people who are showing themselves not being miserable, or dressing up, or doing anything other than being miserable and hiding or posting a before/after picture is somehow expecting to be congratulated.  Really?  The fact that I just merely exist as I am and refuse to remain hidden is somehow asking to be congratulated?  I’m delusional and yet you think a fat person not wallowing in self pity is the equivalent to them asking for a reward for being fat.  Get off of your high horse and worry about your damn self because you sure as hell have a lot of improvement to do internally. 
You know what’s disgusting?  The fact that the notion of a fat person actually existing happily is so appalling to you that you think it’s perfectly okay to send someone a message like this and that you’re in the right.

Also, yeah, every single fat person must be eating an excess of 5000+ calories a day to remain fat.  It’s not like the majority of the fat population aren’t poor and can’t even afford to eat that much.  I never claimed to be healthy, but the fact that you think you can just stereotype every single fat person into eating copious amounts of food 100% of the time is ridiculous.  Cause I’m sure you don’t know any thin people who eat a ton of food, who aren’t that active, and who still remain thin.  It couldn’t POSSIBLY have anything to do with metabolism, genetics, or otherwise.  I’m sure you can’t even fathom the idea that there are a lot of fat people who normally only eat one meal per day (and no, it doesn’t contain 5,000 calories itself).  I bet if I told you that I once had a boyfriend who was 6’3”, 140lbs and he ate like an absolute horse and outdid me every time we had a meal..you’d claim I was lying. Nope, every single fat person is fat from continuously eating non-stop every single day.  Fat people don’t have regular lives like other people, obviously.  

Can you just go on your merry way and stop obsessing over people for merely existing happily who are absolutely in no way harming you or anyone else?  Cause I mean, I feel like you’d be a lot happier yourself if you could let go of some things that are pretty toxic..like your thought process atm.


when no one in class is ready for the test


i’m very very into marvel right now, i’m sorry in advance, just let it happen


all i can think about is steve following nat around all ‘i really like your new motorcycle natasha’ and she’s just like ‘thanks steve’ and keeps doing whatever’s she’s doing 

'no i mean it…..' steve says 'it looks really great……its a good fit for you too'

'okay steve'

'how's it run? does it run smooth?'

'pretty smooth i guess'

'it's got a lot of room too….i bet you could fit two people on there…..and a shield’

'yeah i took sam on it and it was fine. he didn't really like it that much'

steve looks as if he has simultaneously been slapped and had his heart broken

nat sighs. ‘get on the bike, steve’ she says, and hides her smile when his face lights up like a kid’s and he climbs on behind her


  #their friendship is very important to me  

i literally hate the thought of captain america having sex with anyone and i’m very opinionated about this apparently